Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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