hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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