What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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