No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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