kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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