we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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