Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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