Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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