Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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