I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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