well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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