I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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