If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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