Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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