wanna go halves on a baby?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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