Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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