Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
