I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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