after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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