: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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