What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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