Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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