quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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