Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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