A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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