i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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