Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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