Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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