Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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