On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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