So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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