...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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