How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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