Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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