Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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