When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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