can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
