I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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