Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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