I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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