I wanna bring you to show and tell
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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