some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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