it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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