is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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