ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
