glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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