Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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