I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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