Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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