I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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